There I was thinking “why don’t we come on day zero and skip the massive lines of fanime day one? That way we don’t have to suffer for hours like everyone else!”
Noooooooooope
This was truly the worst and longest line I have ever been in, in my life.
First we get there and the line doesn’t…
Oh my god that sounds like fuck
The girls in this photo are twins. The Daily What captions:
When twin sisters Kian and Remee Hodgson were born, there was a one-in-a-million chance that one girl would inherit all-white genes and the other all-black genes from their mixed-race parents. Seven years later, they look remarkably alike despite their different skin colors.
“They don’t notice the color thing, not at all,” says mom Kylee. “They don’t see what everyone else sees.”
I remember seeing a photo of them as bbs; I think you can still google “black and white twins” and it comes up. I have to say something about that caption though—there’s no such thing as “white” genes and “black” genes, especially in the case of people with mixed race parents (which I believe, both parents are mixed). One kid didn’t get “all the black genes” in the family and the other didn’t get “all the white genes” in the family. Both girls are mixed race and have the same genes, it’s just that one ended up with more melanin than the other due to the amount of genetic variation in their genes.
Theory Thursday—the day to share (via my askbox or a submission) your thoughts, theories, and headcanon about the character of the week. Today, you guys, is the very last one; I’ll be retiring this feature, since we’ve now gone through every single character on the tag page at least once. And…
CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?
SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.
FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER
MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM
CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.
MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK
PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.
WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED
YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.
TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.
TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE
GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.
AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.
*drops mic descends back into stage*
OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8
oky I’ll do my best!!!
LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR
I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS
WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK
I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK
SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?
TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY
MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE
I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE
EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
PEACE
RCPD R-R-RCPD
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE
I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE
DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPSTHE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY
CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY
AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES
I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE
BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND
- HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
- NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
- CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
- JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
- LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
- AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
- ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
- STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
- NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
- UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF.
#TENZOUT
MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2
YOU READY, ITS ME
THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN
YOU SEE ME ROLL IN
EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.
REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS
WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER
BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?
THINK YOU CAN WIN
IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM
It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.
UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT
NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?
YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL
I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL
A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL
YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL
YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?
NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.
WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET
NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.
I believe the young ones say “You just got served”
Tenzin fetch my robe
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING TO COME OF ANY FANDOM EVER IN HISTORY OF FANDOMS I’VE BEEN IN
FUCK
